JoyMccabe666-19: March 2012

Friday, March 30, 2012

Al Pacino -- A Righteous Buzz Kill | TMZ.com

Al Pacino -- A Righteous Buzz Kill | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Al Pacino refused to take a swing back at James Caan for trashing his box office disaster movie "Righteous Kill." Guess the flick's dismal box office kinda speaks for itself.

For the record, "RK" isn't the biggest flop Pacino's been a part of -- he was also in "Gigli."

'Jersey Shore' The Unit -- I'm NOT DONE Ripping on Snooki | TMZ.com

'Jersey Shore' The Unit -- I'm NOT DONE Ripping on Snooki | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Moments after The Unit made his big debut on the new season of "Jersey Shore" ... dude hit the streets of the L.A. last night ... and immediately took his first public shot at Snooki.

The Situation's pal was leaving STK with porn star Amia Miley -- when the paps asked about his big fight with the Snookster on last night's show (below).

Unit quipped, "The thing with me and Snooki ... she can't seem to take my name out of her mouth ... but that's Snooki for you, she's always got something in her mouth."

And if you thought that was classy ... dude also compares himself to Babe Ruth and says strippers PAY HIM when he goes to the nudie bar.

Gym. Tan. Dbag.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Courtney Love -- Resurrected Once Again | TMZ.com

Courtney Love -- Resurrected Once Again | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

The hair, makeup and fashion gods collaborated to reupholster and reassemble Courtney Love for an Elle magazine event in London on Monday.

This latest edition of the 46-year-old stood upright on her own power and, dare we say, actually looked nice.

Billy Ray -- Hannah Montana 'Destroyed' My Family | TMZ.com

Billy Ray -- Hannah Montana 'Destroyed' My Family | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Billy Ray Cyrus believes "Hannah Montana" ruined his relationship with his daughter Miley Cyrus -- claiming, "The damn show destroyed my family."

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Billy Ray spilled his guts to GQ Magazine -- claiming Miley's handlers meddled in his relationship with his daughter and prevented him from properly parenting her through difficult situations ... including the Vanity Fair cover scandal and her controversial pole dancing performance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.

Billy says he hasn't spoken to Miley since the bong video surfaced and states, "I'm scared for her. She's got a lot of people around her that's putting her in a great deal of danger."

Billy also claims "there's no doubt" his family is under attack by Satan.

When asked about "Hannah Montana" -- Billy said, "I'll tell you right now -- the damn show destroyed my family."

Billy says he wishes "Hannah" had never happened -- saying, "I'd take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal."

Billy also compares Miley to Anna Nicole Smith -- saying, "You could see that train wreck coming."

And there's a Michael Jackson connection -- during the interview, Billy revealed he tried to reach out to Michael Jackson before his death and invite him to a taping of the show ... explaining, "I just felt it would be good for Michael."

Billy never revealed if MJ ever took him up on his offer.

Liam Hemsworth EXPLODES Outside Nightclub | TMZ.com

Liam Hemsworth EXPLODES Outside Nightclub | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth went BALLISTIC on two HUGE bouncers outside an L.A. nightclub last night -- needing to be physically restrained from going after the hired muscle.

It all went down after some sort of altercation inside the nightclub -- as Liam walked out of the joint, he screamed at the two HULKING men, "I was on your f**king side ... I was backing YOU up!"

It's unclear if Liam was kicked out of the club or left on his own -- but SECONDS after he went off on the guards, Liam was able to compose himself ... and even SMILES for several fans who wanted a photo on the way to his car.

Acting!!!!

Miley Cyrus -- Salvia Was a 'Bad Decision' | TMZ.com

Miley Cyrus -- Salvia Was a 'Bad Decision' | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Miley Cyrus says she made a HUGE mistake by inhaling a fat bongload of salvia at a party back in November -- and relents, "I'm disappointed in myself for disappointing my fans."

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Two months after TMZ first posted the video -- Miley has told Marie Claire, "I'm not perfect ... I made a mistake."

When asked if she was judged unfairly compared to other kids her age -- the actress said, "But they're not Miley Cyrus ... They're not role models. So for me it was a bad decision, because of my fans and because of what I stand for."

Courtney Love Settles $4,000 Flower Debt | TMZ.com

Courtney Love Settles $4,000 Flower Debt | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Courtney Love has finally removed a big, fat $4,000 thorn from her side -- after paying off a HUGE debt with a Hollywood flower shop ... TMZ has learned.

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Owners of the My Secret Garden flower shop filed papers in L.A. yesterday -- asking the judge to dismiss their small claims suit against Love after the singer paid off her outstanding debt in full.

As we previously reported, Love owed the shop more than $4,000 for several floral arrangements she ordered back in 2009.

But no hard feelings -- the owner of the shop tells TMZ, Love has always been a great customer and despite the lawsuit they'll still "be her florist any day.”

Fool them once ...

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Courtney Love -- Alleged $4,000 Flower-Stealer | TMZ.com

Courtney Love -- Alleged $4,000 Flower-Stealer | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Courtney Love has planted herself in another legal nightmare -- because the ex-singer just got her ass sued in small claims court over $4,000 worth of flower arrangements ... that she allegedly never paid for.

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According to legal docs filed Thursday in L.A. -- obtained by TMZ -- Love ordered several floral arrangements worth $3,141 from a local flower shop back in 2009 ... a bill that blossomed into $4,000 once the order was finalized.

The florist, My Secret Garden, claims they sent Love several invoices asking her to pay up -- but it's been nearly two years, and so far ... nothing.

Now, the flower people are at the end of their tether -- so they're dragging Love to small claims court and demanding $4,116 to cover the damage.

Love's reps had no comment.

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez -- Movie Date Night MADNESS | TMZ.com

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez -- Movie Date Night MADNESS | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez enjoyed an average teenage movie date in Burbank last night ... except for the bodyguard, the paparazzi, the fan mob and the shameless plug for Bieb's new movie.

Courtney Love Released Into the Wild | TMZ.com

Courtney Love Released Into the Wild | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Courtney Love surfaced in London last night.

NHL Star Accused of Punching Woman in Nightclub | TMZ.com

NHL Star Accused of Punching Woman in Nightclub | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Toronto Maple Leafs all-star Mike Komisarek is on thin ice with the LAPD -- after the hockey player allegedly punched a woman in the face at an L.A. nightclub earlier this month ... TMZ has learned.

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Law enforcement sources tell us ... the 28-year-old defensive powerhouse was named in a police report filed by a woman who claims the whole thing went down after Komisarek decided to lift her up in the air at a Hollywood nightclub.

We're told the woman claims she demanded Komisarek put her down -- but he refused -- so she slapped him in the face.

The woman claims Komisarek immediately set her down ... and then punched her in the face, causing her to bleed.

The woman claims Komisarek left the club ... so she went to the cops. We're told investigators are hoping to speak with the NHL star as soon as they get the chance.

So far, no comment from Komisarek's camp.

NFL Tight End Accused of Assaulting Woman | TMZ.com

NFL Tight End Accused of Assaulting Woman | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Washington Redskins tight end Fred Davis has been accused of assaulting a woman in a D.C. area nightclub early this morning ... TMZ has learned.

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According to law enforcement sources, Davis -- a 2nd round draft pick in 2008 -- was identified as a suspect in a police report filed early this morning ... after an alleged altercation between the NFL player and a female clubgoer.

The woman told police she was hanging out at Josephine nightclub -- when Davis approached her in an "aggressive" manner and grabbed her ... so she threw a drink on him.

A short time later, she claims, Davis retaliated by throwing a drink back on her -- and then striking her in the lip with an object. Sources at the club tell us the woman claimed she was hit with a champagne bottle.

Law enforcement sources tell us the club is equipped with surveillance cameras which captured the confrontation ... and cops will review the footage.

So far, no charges have been filed -- and we're told Davis is expected to speak with cops sometime today to give his side of the story.

Davis' people had no comment.

UPDATE: A Law enforcement official who reviewed the security tape tells us Davis appeared to be reaching for the woman in a calm manner when she threw the first drink in his face.

We're told Davis can be seen approaching the woman a short time later with a plastic bottle -- eventually pouring the contents on the woman and then throwing the bottle at her ... however the woman didn't appear injured.

The video then shows bystanders getting in between Davis and the woman -- and in the commotion, someone elbowed the woman in the mouth ... causing a cut inside of her upper lip.

Davis has since told NBCWashington.com that he threw "orange juice" on the woman.

'Lost' Winning Mega Millions Numbers PAY OFF | TMZ.com

'Lost' Winning Mega Millions Numbers PAY OFF | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Finally, a purpose for those damn "Lost" numbers -- because if you played the same cursed digits that Hurley used on the show ... you could have walked away with $150 in last night's Mega Millions lottery.

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Of course, Hurley's numbers were 4,8,15,16,23 and 42.

The Mega Millions numbers were 4,8,15,25 and 47 ... with 42 being the Mega Ball number.

Last night's jackpot was $355 million. Hurley only won $114 million.

Two people reportedly picked the winning numbers. Hopefully, they won't book air travel to Australia in the near future ... they could end up on a TV show with absolutely zero closure.

'Lost' Creator -- Lotto Winners Are Cursed!! | TMZ.com

'Lost' Creator -- Lotto Winners Are Cursed!! | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Those lucky bastards who played those damned "Lost" numbers in the Mega Millions lottery and walked away with $150 better enjoy it while they can ... because the show's co-creator still claims the numbers are "cursed!"

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TMZ spoke with Damon Lindelof -- who tells us, "“I was tempted to buy a lotto ticket when I heard about the huge jackpot, but I never would've played the LOST numbers as the show clearly stated they were cursed and I'm a nervous enough flier as it is.”

As we previously reported -- several of the numbers from the show synced up with the winning numbers from last night's Mega Millions lottery ... and the Lost-aholics who played 4,8,15,16,23 and 42 may have walked away with $150.

Don't buy a chicken franchise.

Rihanna -- Seeing Through the Sheer Madness | TMZ.com

Rihanna -- Seeing Through the Sheer Madness | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Rihanna's latest see-through top is an obvious cry for attention -- one that deserves an intense, thorough scientific investigation conducted by a qualified PhD. Yep, we have one of those!

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Rihanna Laughs Off See-Thru Pics -- Did You See My 'T**ties?' | TMZ.com

Rihanna Laughs Off See-Thru Pics -- Did You See My 'T**ties?' | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

Rihanna doesn't think she's to blame for the see-thru pics of her upper lady parts this week -- despite the fact she wore a mesh shirt with no bra -- insisting it was camera flashes that left her exposed.

The singer was out in NY last night ... happily taking pictures with EVERY fan who wanted a shot ... when someone asked if she had seen the racy see-thru pics. She replied, "You mean my t*tties?"

This time, all RiRi exposed was a smile ... as she joked, "You come up with the flash man!"

Actually, YOU came up with the flash, man ... but no complaints here.

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Michael Vick -- Bankruptcy Destroyer | TMZ.com

Michael Vick -- Bankruptcy Destroyer | TMZ.com [EXTRACT]

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Michael Vick is conquering his economic demons with a VENGEANCE -- tackling creditors in his bankruptcy case left and right ... and TMZ has learned, he's just a paycheck away from total financial freedom.

You'll recall ... Vick filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in July 2008 after the infamous dog-fighting scandal -- when he lost his NFL salary and several lucrative endorsement deals. According to court docs, Vick owed approximately $20 MILLION to dozens of creditors.

But Vick's been busting his ass to pay off his debts ever since he was reinstated with the Eagles in 2009 -- in fact, according to a new filing in his bankruptcy case, he's already reduced his outstanding debt to less than $400,000.

According to the docs, the outstanding debt is owed to Bank of America (related to one of his properties), BMW financial services, and his friendly neighborhood tax collector.

Sounds like a lot of money -- but to put it in perspective ... Vick earned over $11 MILLION between July and September 2011.